Labor Days (of eating bad) Weekend.

This past weekend I went to the sprawling metropolis of Hastings, Nebraska.  On the way there I probably ate half a bag of Salsa Sun Chips.  When I got to my aunt and uncle's house, I made drinks for everyone (but mine probably had the most "juice" in it), had a beer, and then proceeded to pass out.  Here's my little menu on what I ate/drank:

Saturday: B-fast -- two pancakes with lots of syrup (no butter)

Lunch -- half-pound cheeseburger, curly fries, nachos

Dinner -- guacamole, cheese and crackers with pepperoni and salami, beer

Sunday:  B-fast -- two eggs, two pieces of toast (with butter)

Lunch -- Jimmy Johns #1 sub (ham, cheese, tomato, lettuce, and mayo on white bread)

Dinner -- Chinese food (Princess shrimp and chicken with fried rice)

Movie snack -- guacamole

Monday:  B-fast -- pop-tart (brown sugar), burrito

Lunch -- cheeseburger, chips

Dinner -- leftover Chinese

And that's the story of how I gained probably a total of what Jennifer Love Hewitt lost over Labor Day Weekend.